Lakeside Whiskey - Green/Yellow

Brag about how great this whiskey is to your friends. And then let them know that it doesn't really exist.

But the hat does.

About the hat:

Shitty trucker hat made of 100% Polyester (front) and 100% nylon (mesh).

One size. Fits most. Like your mother. 

These fuckers are probably flammable so don't wear this if you're attempting arson.